Villa Madera

31st July 2010 by M&M + 3 teenagers from Bucks (STAYED IN JULY 2010)

“Having experienced the World Cup celebrations in Madrid, (Phenomenal) we headed on down to Villa Madera in La Asomada. With the exception of a few windy days EVERYTHING over which Lawrence and Cherrill had control can be summed up as an unequivocal " PERFECT" We left after two weeks with a heavy heart......wanting a 3rd..at least. !!.. Teenagers are not always easy but with our hosts' incredible knowledge of Lanzarote, all of us found lots to enjoy. A piece of advice to all readers of this message. If you are unsure of "what to do" and "where to go" put your trust in Villa Madera's owners. Not only is the villa simply stunning, top to bottom, but the personal service ( on request or otherwise !! ) certainly made our holiday memorable. One highlight amongst many was our last night at the Argentinian restaurant in Pto Calero ( Lawrence has details)....out of this world food and service. Thank you "mein gastgeber" until we meet again”

Owner's response: In my Masters' absence and with "The Help" Pervy and Lurch currently on holiday...somewhere exotic no doubt? It has fallen to myself, VM's personal butler to respond on behalf of The Man-age-ment.
After many years of being taken for granted,as it were and with never a mention, what better opportunity to thank you for your kind words? We are all well aware that all former sycophantic reviews about my adopted home are FEAR based, with the real threat of the man-age-ment ignoring from any guest their pleadings and entreaties to be allowed to return. Your family will know it was MY ADVICE that ensured the success of your holiday. Regrettably I was unable to affect the windy days and concede the required influence upon a "higher authority" could only have come from Mr Lawrence personally.
Be assured I offer my total dedication WHENEVER you are permitted to return. I cherrish thoughts of all your kindness and until then remain your (everso) 'umble servant

Uriah ( "Heap" to you )

10th June 2010 by Elaine and Rob (STAYED IN MAY 2010)

“Having holidayed on Lanzarote for nearly 20 years, we found Villa Madera around 4 years ago and since then, now visit it 2 or 3 times a year. The difference between this villa and others we have stayed at, is the attention to detail, high quality of the furnishings provided and constant upgrading of facilities by the wonderful hosts Lawrence and Cherrill, who ensure your stay is memorable for all of the right reasons. Villa Madera really is a wonderful oasis in which to relax and recover from the stresses of life in the UK. Thanks once again Lawrence and Cherrill and see you in September x”

Owner's response: Such a shame you were feeling "under the weather" for most of this visit Elaine but at least medical help was v. close to hand.....Most important when in a foreign country.? Anyway as usual OUR weather was it's usual "perfect" so that helped. For sure all will be back to normal for September !......BTW I have secured your 3 visits for next year "so dats good ' innit" ??
Best wishes to Rob AND all the family.
"Hasta la proxima ...baby" xx from The Man-age-ment (UnoHoo ? and HER too ! )

2nd June 2010 by Simon and Bernie, Bury (STAYED IN MAY 2010)

“I can't think of one bad thing to say about this place, with a car available the villa mixes a secluded location with access to the main island resorts.

The villa itself provides a good sized open plan kitchen/living room, with 2 large double ensuite bathrooms and a smaller single; all clean and airy with excellent views. The best part however is the outside living area, near the sun terrace which allows you to either shelter from the sun or spend the evening/night relaxing in the warm nights.

The hosts, Lawrence and Cherrill offer you privacy, whilst being available for advice and their hospitality; and it's obvious that they're keen on keeping the villa as modern and comfortable as possible.

We feel thoroughly relaxed after 10 wonderful days at the villa and would happily recommend it to anyone; would we not want to for fear of it being booked up when we next want to go!!!!

If you're lucky enough to go, ask for advice as to where to eat; you won't be disappointed as the hosts' knowledge of the island is fantastic.”

Owner's response: Thank you Simon...it was our pleasure to welcome your family to VM. It's true we do offer ALL SORTS of advice ....normally only when asked since we have NO wish to be considered "b...... know alls" Also glad you mention "privacy". Something EVERY visitor considers a priority and we go to great lengths to ensure ....as you acknowledged. Come back anytime but it will involve "forward planning" ....as you know ?! BW Cherrill x

14th May 2010 by Sally & Mark, Birmingham (STAYED IN MAY 2010)

“01.05.10 -08.05.10
Like the guests before us we were not sure if we would actually get there due to volcanic ash ...but happily we did! We got diverted from the route and Lawrence came and found us and herded us in - despite having a party of 130 just vacating the villa from a charity do....thanks again!
Lawrence set out his brief with a welcoming cup of coffee and with that we settled in and relaxed with full privacy as we were promised bar the occassional 4 legged visitor, which was lovely! The wine left in the fridge was splendid indeed and on visiting the recommended Bodega Uga restaurant we found our drinks bill covered by L & C plus a bottle of bubbly to take home....great!
We thought this restaurant highly over-rated due to every course showing no culinary skills at all, 1st course iberico jamon, 2nd course smoked salmon, 3rd course, tuna 4th course steak and chips, 5th course fruit salad. All nice enough but nothing you couldnt have put together at home out of some packets. However other recommendations la Emitra a local tapas bar (46 euros inc wine) and amura on the marina in puerto calero (88 euros) were out of this world. The latter is Michelen starred and when you eat there you really find out why. The one thing we would add to L & C's recommendations is that if you like a traditional english breakfast at all then pop to Puerto del carmen, although not as refined as other areas, it is still really nice and you can get a plethera of breakfast choices for half of what they charge at the marina and are equally as nice - some better. i.e. cafe mila around 20 euros for 2 breakfasts and coffee and pretty poor at that. In puerto del carmen this costs you around 8 - 10 euros and you get freshly squeezed orange juice thrown in!
Overall, truely fantastic location and views
Peace and tranquility
Help on hand - if and only if you want/need it
Well presented bedrooms with very comfy beds
Pool could do with being a little warmer and needs constant cleaning, but this is ok if you take you take your own 'to die for poolman' as I did!
Amongst our 'Top 10' villas and we've done a few!!!”

Owner's response: Thank you S & M. Cherrill and I were delighted with your professional comments above. As you know...... and quite rightly so.... we have no control over visitor reviews other than permitting them sight unseen. Your totally objective thoughts guided by an obvious wealth of experience enables us to feel more than satisfied that combined with our high occupancy stats....WE MUST BE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT !! Glad you enjoyed your 50th at the Amura and the bubbly on us was some small compensation for disappointment at the Bodega. Best wishes with your future reviews "The Man-age-ment"